What the fuck is this shit?!

This has to be a joke. A fucking band called VAMPIRES EVERYWHERE!, just check them out, it’s horrible and I want them dead, now.

How incredibly gay can a band get? This is too much, please dear Satan, kill them now!

Look at the tracklist to their album, it’s too much!!

”Kiss The Sun Goodbye”

01. Bury Me Alive
02. Immortal Love
03. Undead Heart
04. Ashes to Ashes
05. Kill the Chemicals
06. Bleeding Rain
07. Carnage At the Castle
08. Embrace
09. Lipstick Lies
10. Children Of The Night
11. Call Out The Dead
12. Silver Bullets Don’t Kill Vampires

And their names, holy fuck….

Michael Vampire
Zak Night
Aaron Graves
Jay Killa
Alexander Rogue
David Darko

Aaaaarrrrggggghhhh!!!! XD

 

This is a post moved from my other blog.

R.I.P. Christopher Hitchens

I know this is not any news anymore, I just want to pay my respect to one of the biggest heroes of our time, Christopher Eric Hitchens (13 April 1949 – 15 December 2011).

You were fucking awesome!

 

Walknut – Motherland Ostenvegr

Great song from Russian atmospheric black metal band, Walknut.

Behemoth – Lucifer

Not their best song, but still, it’s pretty awesome.

Liturgy

USBM is mostly (mostly) a tragedy since nearly all of the bands except for maybe 2 or 3, have no connection to and no feeling for the genre, and then on top of that, we have Liturgy…

These disgusting hipsters deserves to die, like, instantly. “I wrote a manifesto, just called Transcendental black metal, which is the genre of music that we play”, ha ha, what a fucking joke. It’s simply not black metal at all. Take the ingredients out of black metal, such as: anti-christianity, hate, negativity, death worship, satanism, chaos, misanthropy, nihilism and just keep a bit of the sound, would YOU still call that black metal? If you’re a n00b, you will say yes, but it’s a big fucking NO! As you will say yes on the question if metalcore/deathcore is metal, cos bits of it sounds a little like metal. But that’s another topic, back to these human wastes. Why call it black metal? Take some musical parts from black metal (as these idiots have already done), throw in your positivity, stupid hipster haircuts, flanell shirts, teddy bears, or whatever and call it whatever you like, just don’t call it black metal.

Watch this interview. Even the bandmates looks like they hate the pretentious 15-yo fucking hipster kid to the right.

OK, now you probably agree with me that they need to die, right?

 

Louis C.K. Saddest Handjob in America

Just another clip with my favorite comedian, the brilliant Louis C.K.

Anders Behring Breivik

Where’s a guy like Anders Behring Breivik when you need him?

Instead of killing innocent people in Norway, I’d like him to go bananas among these retards. They’re disgusting, I despise their existence and they’d deserve getting slaughtered. Go Anders, go!

Woe, Is Me

They’re popping up like pimples on a 13 year old’s (the age of their fans) face, these useless fucking bands. I found these waists of oxygene on YouTube again and I nearly projectile vomited all over my laptop. Can any one say Autotune? Please Satan, coolest of the cool dudes, if you exist, kill these cunts right now!

Watch the train wreck here, but beware, you’ll never be the same again.

Vampire wannabes

Vampires. They’ve become quite popular the last few years, and since movie and tv companies found a new cash cow, since the number of misled angsty teenagers that feverishly buy all they can get never seems to end, it’s probably here to stay at least for a while. There are also people in their late 20′s or early 30′s, still misled, angsty, nerdy, looking for an identity, that buys into this crap and wants to stand out. They’re all pretty much idiots and attention whores, some worse than others and they’re pretty dumb if they even for one second believs that they’re immortal and actual vampires. Walk out in front of a moving car and I think that the actua non-existing-immortality will slap you pretty hard in the fucking face.

OK, so I’ll post a clip of one of the biggest douches, a person living in his own fantasy world, Don Henrie, a former computer geek (now just a geek who thinks he’s a vampire). Don, I hope you drink some great AIDS infested blood some day. Good luck with the immortality there…

Watch and laugh at the idiocy.

Asking Alexandria

Ha ha ha, I just saw these fucking dudes and I can’t stop laughing. Look how they’re juggling with their guitars, in sync, in the background. How cute. I hope they all die horrible deaths together with pieces of shit like Black Veil Brides.