They’re popping up like pimples on a 13 year old’s (the age of their fans) face, these useless fucking bands. I found these waists of oxygene on YouTube again and I nearly projectile vomited all over my laptop. Can any one say Autotune? Please Satan, coolest of the cool dudes, if you exist, kill these cunts right now!
Watch the train wreck here, but beware, you’ll never be the same again.
Vampires. They’ve become quite popular the last few years, and since movie and tv companies found a new cash cow, since the number of misled angsty teenagers that feverishly buy all they can get never seems to end, it’s probably here to stay at least for a while. There are also people in their late 20′s or early 30′s, still misled, angsty, nerdy, looking for an identity, that buys into this crap and wants to stand out. They’re all pretty much idiots and attention whores, some worse than others and they’re pretty dumb if they even for one second believs that they’re immortal and actual vampires. Walk out in front of a moving car and I think that the actua non-existing-immortality will slap you pretty hard in the fucking face.
OK, so I’ll post a clip of one of the biggest douches, a person living in his own fantasy world, Don Henrie, a former computer geek (now just a geek who thinks he’s a vampire). Don, I hope you drink some great AIDS infested blood some day. Good luck with the immortality there…
Watch and laugh at the idiocy.
Ha ha ha, I just saw these fucking dudes and I can’t stop laughing. Look how they’re juggling with their guitars, in sync, in the background. How cute. I hope they all die horrible deaths together with pieces of shit like Black Veil Brides.
First of all, I don’t mind gay people, and this is not an attack on them or any hate post about them, not at all.
With that said I can say that I dont know if I’ve seen anything more gay than this? What the fuck is happening to music and how is this shit appealing to anyone? We’re all fucking doomed.
Here’s a video of the douche jumping off stage, breaking some ribs. Unfortunately I think he survived.
If you don’t know about this guy, head over to YouTube and watch the rest of his videos. This guy is brilliant and he’s straight up, no bullshit when it comes to religion and what he thinks about it. Check this video out and the rest too.
After listening to and watching this video a few times before I could decide if I liked it or not, I came to the conclusion that (with some help from my fiancé) I actually do.
I had some problems with the voice of the vocalist first, but it works and the song is pretty fucking epic. It’s in swedish, but underneath I’ve provided the lyrics translated into english.
Enjoy.
“Watch and admire the magnificent banners
In the light of the flaming torches
Makes hearts burning and beating in pace
In fighting spirit, mead splashes on high
Look among the equals, a son of gods
A descendant of snowstorms and frost
Reconciled with the destiny to have his life on loan
Only as long as the sword is not eroded by rust
When dawn bleeds they fight like brothers
And the sun is red like blood
Like Sigfrid on the land of Fafnir
Among dangers, mischief and deceit
He helds his spirit and body strong
Within the bloody game of heroism
And every time he´s called by the wind of war
He sets sail for a blazing journey
He caresses with tenderness his woman’s cheek
But with an iron hand he grasps his sword
The blade is drawn
The hour of the wolf has come
Forward – to glory and death!
His noble blood surges in his veins
He fears not sacrificing his life
His heart is filled with the courage of heroes
Toward a new offensive
To he who wants to walk in heroes tracks
He does what must and can!
He does not yield, he stands where he stands
In order to fall and die as a man!
With blood it is written, that the deeds in life
Becomes the spirit’s final judgement
With the falling oak leaves, the victory is crowned
Without fear he is facing in the battle
All the glory of his deeds have attracted
Is to be remembered in eternal time
A hero’s path is a tricky path
As few find out It passes through the blood, fire and war
And leads to the heroes’ graves
He does not look backward, he does not look forward
He begins his final assault
See powerlessness fall, Valkyrians calling
He slains – on the way to Valhalla!
A hero on the way to Valhalla!”
Just a clip with my favorite comedian, the brilliant Louis C.K.
Babies with AIDS!!
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